Pricing

The back page: what the hours cost

One woman is €180 for an hour, €360 across two, €540 across three. Two women together run €360 the hour, €720 for two hours, €1,080 for three. Eight hours through the night is €1,250, taken as one piece. That is the entire tariff, printed once.

1 hour€180
2 hours€360
3 hours€540
Overnight (8h)€1250

A price list should read like a colophon: brief, exact, and free of small print. Every figure above already carries her journey to any address inside the ring, the warmed oil or gel the chapter calls for, the linens and towels she brings and removes, and each minute of the time you commissioned. Nothing is appended at the end of the evening and nothing was collected before it began.

Notice what the ladder refuses to do. It does not climb after midnight, does not climb on Saturdays, does not climb in December, and does not reward or punish you for choosing an odd length. Hours beyond the third are simply added at the standing €180 apiece. A house that answers at four in the morning and then bills you extra for the privilege would be contradicting itself, and we prefer our contradictions kept out of the arithmetic.

The pair figure is honest multiplication: two women, two full attentions, twice the single rate and not a euro more. The overnight bends the other way on purpose, eight hours priced beneath eight separate hours, because a night is its own literary form, with an arrival, a long middle, sleep, and a morning, and we price the form rather than the minutes.

Money appears exactly once in the whole transaction: in the room, once she has arrived, before the hour opens. Banknotes in any major currency at that day's rate, a card, or cryptocurrency, whichever your pocket actually holds. Until that moment the booking has cost you precisely nothing.

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