It abbreviates body to body, massage in which the practitioner works with her whole person, not merely her hands, and it is trade shorthand rather than code. The initials name the bodywork: warm oil or gel, full-length contact, and sustained, skilled attention, with the limits of each session set by the woman giving it and stated before it begins. The profiles and the chapter pages describe each technique in the house's own plain words.
Nothing. She arrives as any visitor does, dressed for the street with one ordinary bag, and comes straight to the room number you give her. Buildings keep their own rules for visitors, so if yours asks guests to collect visitors in the lobby, put that in your message and the evening starts there instead. Everything the session needs is in the bag, everything used leaves with her, and the room she exits looks like the room she entered.
Erotic oil or sensual, depending on your complaint. If the body aches, erotic oil opens with genuine classical work and warms from there; if the head races, sensual applies slowness like a compress. The title chapter and the gel reward a reader who already knows his own preferences, most people arrive at them on a second booking, which is exactly the right speed.
Heat, and almost nothing else. Every chapter works better in a warm room, and the gel one insists on it, so touch the thermostat when the confirmation arrives, hotel rooms climb slowly. She brings oils, gel, linens, towels and the protective sheet where the chapter calls for one. A shower on hand is welcome for the gel work, and standard in any hotel that has ever housed you.
For one woman, tonight, barely at all: once the hour is agreed on the thread, central arrivals normally run forty to sixty minutes. Give longer formats more runway: a pair means two diaries agreeing, and an overnight is worth arranging before the evening it crowns. A message at 4am is neither unusual nor surcharged.
In two parts on most bookings: half once the thread has confirmed, by card, Revolut, Wise or crypto, and the balance in the room when she arrives; only a returning guest's same-day hour or two is paid whole at the door. Every price is in euro. For the balance, a card works at the door, and so does cash; cash in another major currency is fine, with the exact amount in that currency written into the thread before she sets out. Crypto works if you mention it when booking. Cancel, and how much of the half is kept depends on the notice you gave, on the scale in the booking terms.
You can, at twice the solo figure for each shared hour as a single guest, and what changes is arithmetic rather than kind: two full attentions working one session, most often in the title chapter or the slow one. Margo and Nancy pair most fluently, having done it often enough to share a rhythm, and the thread can name other pairs free at your hour. Mention the pair in your first line, it is the one booking that benefits from notice.
No closing time is printed anywhere, because the women on the roster keep their own hours and between them the night is rarely empty. The tariff never moves for darkness or holidays, and a Tuesday at 4am is taken with the same seriousness as a Saturday at nine. Replies come on the thread; the busiest nights of the year can slow them.
Twenty-one or over, and no, it does not bend. The rule covers the person who books and everyone else in the room, on every booking, and it is the one line of the colophon we will never edit.
Not outside it, just on a different page of it. Airport hotels are by arrangement: open your message with the word Schiphol and the journey time is agreed with you on the thread before anything is fixed, built around the drive rather than the city's forty-to-sixty figure. Everything else, the tariff and the chapters, reads exactly as it does in town, except that every airport booking sends half the fee ahead once the thread confirms.
Yes, and most returning guests do. Put her name in the first line together with the place and the hour, and the reply tells you whether she is free. If she is already booked you are offered the next time she can come, alongside one or two women who work in a similar way and could arrive sooner. Whichever woman the thread confirms is the one who knocks; if she cannot come after all, you are told before she would have set out, and you either choose again or take the deposit back.
One hour is a sound first booking for most guests, because it gives a full session without asking you to commit to an evening you have not yet tried. Two hours suit anyone who already knows they unwind slowly, or who wants the second half to move into a different technique. You can also start with one and add another while she is still with you, at the rate of the first, so the choice is never final at the moment you write.
It can, if you ask her before the booked time runs out. Whether she stays longer is her decision alone, and if she does, the extra time is added at the standing hourly rate for one woman, or at double it for a pair with one guest. Payment for the added time is made there in the room, in the same way as the first hour, with no new message to compose.
It is slippery rather than messy, and the preparation is taken care of. Before anything begins she lays a waterproof sheet over the bed, warms the gel in hot water and keeps everything on that sheet. The only thing the room must provide is a working shower, since the gel rinses off with warm water in a minute or two afterwards. Hotel bathrooms and apartment showers are both entirely suitable.
Completely. A bed or a wide sofa, a warm room and access to a bathroom are all a session requires, and she carries everything else in her bag. Apartments are often easier than hotels, with no lobby to cross and a thermostat you control. Give the street and the building on the thread, add any details about stairs or entry codes when she is close, and the booking runs exactly as it would anywhere else.
Not within central Amsterdam. The hourly rate already includes her journey to any hotel, apartment or home across the centre, from the Jordaan to Zuidas and from De Pijp to the old harbour streets, so the figure you are quoted is the figure you pay. Hotels near Schiphol are the exception to the usual pattern: they are served by arrangement, and anything particular to that trip is written out on the thread before you confirm.
All fourteen speak English. Beyond that, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Dutch, Russian, Latvian, Danish, Serbian, Czech and Ukrainian are each spoken by at least one woman on the roster. If you would feel more at ease with the session in your own language, say so when you write and the reply will name whoever shares it and is free at your hour. The profiles on the roster page list every woman's languages.
Four things are enough: where you are, what time you want her, how long for, and either a name or a technique. A hotel name or a district is plenty for the place, and the room number can wait until she is a few minutes away. Anything that changes the plan, such as a pair, an overnight or an airport hotel, belongs in that first line too. Your surname and anything personal can stay out of it entirely.
Write a short line on the same thread as soon as you know. A booking can be moved once, with more than a day's notice, to a date inside the next fortnight, and the half already paid moves with it. On a cancellation, the notice you give decides what is kept: nothing with more than twenty-four hours to go, half the deposit inside that, the whole of it once she has set out, as the booking terms explain. Write even at two in the morning; the line is read when it is answered.
Every photograph is of the woman on whose profile it appears, taken with her agreement. When a woman leaves the roster, her profile and her pictures come down with her. The aim is that the woman who walks into your room is recognisably the woman you chose on the screen.
Wear whatever is comfortable; a hotel robe is perfect and nobody expects anything formal. A warm shower in the half hour before she arrives is a pleasant way to begin, and it helps the oil or gel glide, though it is a suggestion rather than a rule. Keep the room warm, the lighting low and a clear path to the bathroom, and the rest of the preparation is hers.
Every session has a shape, but it is not a script. Tell her at the start if you like firmer or lighter pressure, if an old knee or shoulder needs gentleness, or if you would rather talk or stay silent, and she adjusts. She will also tell you plainly what her chosen technique does and does not include. Clear, courteous words at the beginning make for the calmest hour, for both of you.
Eight hours with one woman for a single guest at one block price, half of it sent ahead and half handed over when she arrives; a pair can stay the night too, priced as sixteen single hours. A typical night starts with a full session in the evening, leaves generous room for sleep, and ends with a slower hour in the morning before she leaves. It suits long-haul arrivals, special occasions and anyone who would simply rather not watch a clock. Arrange it a few hours ahead where you can, since a whole night is hers to set aside.
No. Body to body, nuru, erotic oil, sensual and naked massage all cost the same by the hour with one woman, and exactly double that with two for a single guest, and the ladder does not change for any of them. The choice between chapters is therefore purely about the kind of evening you want, never about the bill. If you are undecided, describe the mood on the thread and the reply will suggest a technique and a few names together.
The split is fixed on every deposit booking, first or fiftieth. Half confirms the booking, paid by card or, if you prefer, by Revolut, Wise or crypto, and the thread states the exact figure in writing before she sets out. The other half is settled on arrival, by card or in cash. The share is the same whatever the length: half of a first hour, half of a first ninety minutes, half of a solo overnight with one therapist, half of the night when two therapists stay with one client. The balance waits for the door. Two halves, two moments; a returning client's same-day hour or two is the lone exception, paid whole at the door.
It depends on when you write. More than twenty-four hours before the start, the deposit comes back entire, or you can use the one free move to a date within fourteen days and the deposit travels with it. Inside the last twenty-four hours, before she has left, the house keeps a half share of the deposit as fee already earned and sends the remainder back. If another client takes that night, the whole deposit is returned, and if you can show the house lost less than it kept, it keeps less.
Not if you say so. Tell the thread whose number it is and give your own name. The criteria are a name that is not yours, a number or profile belonging to someone else used as if it were yours, a booking made as a joke, and a no-show after one of those; a client who explains the situation and answers the knock meets none of them. A missed appointment on its own is a cancellation, never a false booking. And if this is your first booking, the half still applies, even to a single hour, and it clears before she leaves.
The masseuse decides, and she tells you her limits herself. A booking can be declined before it reaches her or after it has, and she gives no reason for it. She may end a visit at any point she sees fit. If a limit she has set is pressed, the visit stops there; she has come to your door and the hour could not be given to another guest, so the fee for the time reserved remains due, and nothing further is charged on top, exactly as the terms state.
She may, at the door. The rule is twenty-one or over, for the person who booked and for anyone else in the room. She looks at the document and hands it straight back; it is not copied, not scanned, not photographed, and nothing from it is noted. If she cannot satisfy herself that everyone in the room is twenty-one or over, she walks away before the session starts, as the age statement spells out.