All of the house's business runs through a single written thread, first enquiries, firm bookings, amendments, and questions asked at peculiar hours. Write as briefly or as fully as suits you; the answer comes back in the same thread.
We work in writing for an editor's reason: text can be checked. A thread holds the address, the hour and the length where both parties can reread them, survives a noisy street and a bad connection, and lets a man book from a boardroom or an arrivals hall without saying a word aloud. The button on this page opens the thread; no telephone number is printed on this site, because none is needed.
How much to write depends on how much you know. A finished plan, a name from the masthead, a hotel, Friday at eleven, two hours, needs exactly one line. An unfinished one is just as welcome: describe the evening you are imagining, and the reply will offer two or three of the fourteen, a sentence on how each works, and who is free at your hour. Pure questions cost nothing either; ask what the initials involve, what the room needs, what a pair costs, and you will get an answer rather than a pitch.
Three habits make the thread run smoother. Lead with Schiphol if you are out there, because airport bookings are arranged to their own clock rather than promised against the city's. Give an overnight or a pair a few hours of runway when you can, since two diaries agree more slowly than one. And when plans dissolve entirely, say so in a line; what happens to a deposit already sent follows the notice scale in the booking terms,
Replies are written by a person rather than generated by a script, and a busy Saturday night can slow them. The thread is meant for bookings and for honest questions; money enters it only once a booking is confirmed, when the thread states in writing the half a deposit booking sends, by card or, if you prefer, Revolut, Wise or crypto, and a bank transfer or a gift card is never the request. The balance is paid in person, when she arrives.
Every woman on the roster speaks English, and between them they also cover Spanish, Portuguese, French, Dutch, Russian, Latvian, Danish, Serbian, Czech and Ukrainian. If you would like the session itself to run in one of those languages, say so in your message and the reply will name the women who share it.
Many practical questions already have answers on the site. The questions page covers the room, the timing and payment, and the booking guide shows what a useful first message looks like. The thread takes bookings only from guests who are twenty-one or over.
Writing late is never an imposition here. A message sent at five in the morning is read with the same attention as one sent at five in the afternoon, whenever it is answered, and the reply will not remark on the hour. If you are still unsure whether to book at all, ask your question first, because a conversation on the thread commits you to nothing until you say yes.
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